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BBQ

By pepsoid

Wed, 12 Feb 2014
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Come to my Barbie Queue - said the invite - It will be ace!
 
"Surely he means 'Barbecue'," I said.
 
"No," said Gaz. "It's a Barbie Queue. I went to one the other day. It was a right laugh."
 
"What's so exciting about a queue of Barbies?"
 
"Knocking them all over like dominoes."
 
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