Larry and Mick and the Quantum Hoover of HEPA - TAKE TWO

"Gaaagh!" said Larry. "It's sucking up everything in its path!"

"But wait!" said Mick. "Who's that hooded chap that's just materialised before us?"

"I am Two-Be-One," said the hooded chap; "and I am here to vanquish your foe!"

"Not if I vanquish it first!" said Darren the dwarf, as he got out his lightsabers and set about making mincemeat of the flying domestic appliance (as it were).

Larry and Mick and Two-Be-One and Darren stood before the wreckage and considered their options.

"Tiddlywinks?" suggested Larry.

"Why the heck not?" said the others in unison.

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