Larry and Mick Get Caught Up in a Food Fight Between Pigeons

'Gas pipes and gaffer tape!' said Mick.
'What?' said Larry.
'Those pigeons are having a food fight!'
'I think you may find that they are merely, in the pigeon-like way, attempting to consume a carelessly discarded portion of chips.'
'But look!' said Mick, as he pointed at a pigeon who, with a deftness hitherto unobserved by pigeon observers, snatched up a chip with its beak, swung up its head and flung back the aforementioned food item in a carefully calculated reverse arc, such that it swiftly and squarely connected with the feathered bonce of the pigeon standing three feet behind it.
'By Jackson Five, I do believe you are right,' said Larry.
'So what do we do?' said Mick.
'Do?' said Larry.
'They are having a food fight!'
'They are pigeons.'
'But how can we stand here and bear witness to this flagrant disregard for hygiene, not to mention common decency, without taking steps, as right-thinking human beings, to bring a semblance of order to the situation?'
'But they,' said Larry, 'are pigeons.' 'Fair enough,' said Mick.
And on they went.

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