Not Roadkill

“Watch out for that roadkill!,” said Larry.

“It’s not roadkill, it’s a car mat,” said Mick.

“Watch out for that car mat!”

“Poor car mat...”

“Why?”

“It has been cast out of its natural environment.”

“Oh...”

“I am infused with a melancholic sense of the dejection inherent in the situation.”

“It is just a car mat.”

[ fin ]