Not Roadkill
By pepsoid
Sun, 31 Mar 2019
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“Watch out for that roadkill!,” said Larry.
“It’s not roadkill, it’s a car mat,” said Mick.
“Watch out for that car mat!”
“Poor car mat...”
“Why?”
“It has been cast out of its natural environment.”
“Oh...”
“I am infused with a melancholic sense of the dejection inherent in the situation.”
“It is just a car mat.”
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