Robbery @ The Juice Bar

Yeah if you go down to Keena Salong
And you're driving in yo' car
Yo' won't get very far
Before yo' hear people shoutin' out&;#8230;
&;#8230;what's that&;#8230;?
&;#8230;Juice Bar&;#8230;yeah!

Poynus Gloynus, Teena Holliday
Hooper Mundy and Dingus McGee
Yeah everybody loves the Juicy Bar!

Don't ya wait
Don't ya linger
Janice's juice
Might slip through your finger&;#8230;s

They were having their out of body experiences
Saw an alien being
Came into the bar, shouted out
Pulled out an alien thing

But Janice said, "I'll give you a genuine faux pearl ring
If you get on up and shake yo'&;#8230;butterbeans!
Shake yo' butterbeans!"

Like someone gave her a wild goose
Or a choo-choo with a loose caboose
She got right up and shook those
Shook those butterbeans!

Beany, Poyny, Hooper too
Ran out screaming
What to do
'Cos Janice, was robbed of her innocence
No recompense
She was too dense
When she shook those buttery&;#8230;buttery&;#8230;

And I forget how the rest goes&;#8230;