Where Did Her Boobs Go?

During the last two weeks, I've been living a nightmare.

My wife's boobs shrunk and it's too much for me to bear.

She was busty, her bra size was 38 double D.

Now she's flat, why is this happening to me?

Everybody that I know swears up and down that she's always been flat.

I know that her big boobs are somewhere but where the hell are they at?

I lost something great, something that I held dear.

She was like Pamela Anderson but they disappeared.

She was a buxom lady but now she's like an ironing board.

If you can help me find her breasts, I'll give you a reward.

(This fictional poem was inspired by a YouTube video.)