Why My Superficial Wife Left Me

My wife finally saw my wiener, she had never seen it before.
When she found out how small it is, she didn't want me anymore.
We were happily married for ten years but that didn't mean a thing.
My wife didn't want me anymore because I have a tiny dingaling.
I kept my dick size a secret because she considers anything under 16 inches to be small.
It is only half an inch long even when it's hard and that wasn't acceptable to her at all.
I was able to fool her for all of those years by tying a large sausage to my dick.
She didn't see the sausage and that was enough to fool her, that did the trick.
If you're hung like a horse, you may meet my wife and she may want you to do her.
But don't date her unless you have a big dick because penis size is important to her.