Amanda Jettison

I fell in love with Amanda Jettison

In the third year of high school

My puberty was making a move

Loins were burning

I was a baby bull in heat

In my head I was a king

I plucked up the courage

To ask Amanda Jettison

If she would be my girlfriend

If I bought her a box of (expensive) chocolates

She said yes

I was ecstatic

The other boys were jealous

Our first kiss

Was bliss

But alas

Amanda Jettison

Was taking the piss

She let go of my hand

Cruelly severed the love cord

And threw me overboard.