The One Legged Man With A Clubbed Foot

The one legged man with a clubbed foot was a sorry old chap

Ever since the day he had a mishap

With Mad Jack and his shiny new combine harvester.

Off with his arms, off with his leg

Off came the jock-strap from Aunty Meg.

Go on Jack, go for his head

Go through his body until he is dead.

Ha! Ha! Mad bastards rebel.

ARE THE SAYINGS FROM TELLY SAVALAS