Brand new urban myth.

I noticed two different "foreign" food aisles. The first aisle with Polish or eastern european food and the other very expensive one with things like smoked paprika and potted orange roughy (ok that last one was NOT there but you catch my drift).

I never see anyone at the first type of aisle and at the other I never see anyone put anything in their basket.So I figured if they're not making money at these aisles, why are they there?

Yes maybe they are for the amusement of customers but really how funny are cherry jaffa cake-like biscuits? Maybe we do need more expensive variety in our spices but I dont necessarily need my peppers to be picked roasted pulped and powdered by hand,I trust that machine to do an alright job.

So here's my theory: As the unwary customer approaches the first aisle and picks up something to get a better look, a secret revolving door sweeps them round and, hidden from view, they fall through a giant funnel leading to an abbatoir.....

The meal is not completed however until someone at the second type of aisle, unknowingly of course, has fingered and prodded at random the other constituents of the meal. Which is then lovingly hand prepared into ready made meals, the aisles of which are packed with happy customers.