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Does your TV addiction really harm others?

"Please turn it off"
He said with a cough
Just before you realised that he was half way through hanging
himself

You tried to get up
But you couldn't, you were stuck
Welded to the seat that you had been sat in for the past fifty-seven
weeks

And as you watched him painfully die
You were missing 'Heartbreak High'
Fortunately, you'd seen it before and anyway the omnibus is on
Sunday

"It brings on my migraine"
He had once moaned in pain
Shame you only remember this now

Oh yes, he was being sincere
He'd had one for a year
But couldn't see the doctor because you were sitting on the front door
key

Then, as you glimpse his dangling shoes
You remember seeing it, last week on the news
Your house, your chair&;#8230; the flash headline: 'MAN HAS YEAR
LONG MIGRAINE BUT CAN'T SEE DOCTOR AS FRIEND IS SITTING ON FRONT DOOR
KEY'

But was it really all your fault?
If only you hadn't been such a dolt
Maybe he'd have survived. And the cat and goldfish too

You're thinking as you go up to bed
'Maybe the infamous migraine went to his head'
So he killed himself in a blaze of glory, just like that bloke did in
East Enders