Certificate 15

Ages 15 and up
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Story of the week

Take it Back

Just ten minutes from now and I’ll be seventy years ago, Neville Jones told himself. Back when things were good, when things made a bit more sense...
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The Campaign for Terrence Oblong - Associated London Scripts

Comedy writers were viewed with particular disdain by the upper echelons of the BBC, bemused that comedians couldn't simple recycle old musical hall gags.

Take the ugly things

Take The Ugly Things Take the ugly things The twisted forlorn Fallow empty cold Ugly things. The despised, feral rancid vapid tepid Broken things...
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The Campaign for Terrence Oblong - John Peel

My friends at school all had crap taste in music; Wham, Iron Maiden, Duran Duran, I would flee their house as soon as they put music on. I had no...
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The Bottle Has Stopped

It has been six months now since we last met And I no longer think of you as I once did. To play together, to hide together, to dream together are...

The Crossroads

The Crossroads When your lost on a path down the darkest of highways When you don’t have a light to lead down the byways When the roads all converge...
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The Campaign for Terrence Oblong - Monty Python and the Porter Ale

My favourite tipple (in case you're buying) is a pint of porter beer. Porter beer is dark, usually strong, rich with the aromas of coffee, chocolate...

Broken wings still fly

Keys jangle in her hand as she stands indecisive before the front door, nothing there, nothing worth the effort of turning the key, she backs away...
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every grain a life

waiting for the relief trucks

Lost Love

Lost love. From my sleep I saw a vision In the strangest Damned position. A bad condition. Damned by sleeping tears And subconscious fears I slept...