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Living On The Fantastic Planet

. Living On The Fantastic Planet - By Paul McCann . When I was young and had no sense , I tripped the light fantastic Off the planet I had to go...

Ode on a Grasshopper

Grasshopper, spirit of the meadow, comprendi Paradise, dit moi noisesome male! Long time singing prairie dweller, master of Zen. Andante, survivor,...

The Sad Singing Washing Machine

Washing machine starts a mad beep song … her poking finger’s found a button to press to make that lovely sound … the water seal was pierced by their thin sharp pins.

I Cannot Explain

through words the beauty of this moment how I must stand on both feet as I gaze at two deer- mother and child one needing one giving her fondness as...

Wisdoms Wings

. Wisdoms Wings By Paul Mc Cann Wise words wait, while whiskey with water will whet Wexford whistles wonderfully . Wisdoms weaver works with wit ,...

A Cold Woman

. . A Cold Woman By Paul Mc Cann There once was a woman of ice . She never knew how to be nice . She spent all of her life , on the edge of a knife...

Transylvanian Extractions

. Transylvanian Extractions By Paul McCann . A B lood C ounting D entist E lasticised F rankenstein's G ums. H is I njections J ust K idnapped L oose...
Gold cherry

Craven Gets Flashed

“Say cheese, Mr. Danger!” FLASH! “Ah, geez, my eyes!” Craven Danger staggered along the edge of the subway platform with his thoughts on finding some...
Cherry

Self-Portrait

Boring, I shouldn't bother if I were you. Image (unfortunately) is author's own in more than one sense.