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Living On The Fantastic Planet
. Living On The Fantastic Planet - By Paul McCann . When I was young and had no sense , I tripped the light fantastic Off the planet I had to go...
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- 252 reads
Ode on a Grasshopper
Grasshopper, spirit of the meadow, comprendi Paradise, dit moi noisesome male! Long time singing prairie dweller, master of Zen. Andante, survivor,...
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- 241 reads
The Sad Singing Washing Machine

Washing machine starts a mad beep song … her poking finger’s found a button to press to make that lovely sound … the water seal was pierced by their thin sharp pins.
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I Cannot Explain
through words the beauty of this moment how I must stand on both feet as I gaze at two deer- mother and child one needing one giving her fondness as...
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Wisdoms Wings

. Wisdoms Wings By Paul Mc Cann Wise words wait, while whiskey with water will whet Wexford whistles wonderfully . Wisdoms weaver works with wit ,...
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A Cold Woman

. . A Cold Woman By Paul Mc Cann There once was a woman of ice . She never knew how to be nice . She spent all of her life , on the edge of a knife...
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- 214 reads
Transylvanian Extractions

. Transylvanian Extractions By Paul McCann . A B lood C ounting D entist E lasticised F rankenstein's G ums. H is I njections J ust K idnapped L oose...
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- 232 reads
Craven Gets Flashed

“Say cheese, Mr. Danger!” FLASH! “Ah, geez, my eyes!” Craven Danger staggered along the edge of the subway platform with his thoughts on finding some...
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Self-Portrait

Boring, I shouldn't bother if I were you. Image (unfortunately) is author's own in more than one sense.
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