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A Cold Woman
. . A Cold Woman By Paul Mc Cann There once was a woman of ice . She never knew how to be nice . She spent all of her life , on the edge of a knife...
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- 217 reads
Transylvanian Extractions
. Transylvanian Extractions By Paul McCann . A B lood C ounting D entist E lasticised F rankenstein's G ums. H is I njections J ust K idnapped L oose...
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- 232 reads
Craven Gets Flashed
“Say cheese, Mr. Danger!” FLASH! “Ah, geez, my eyes!” Craven Danger staggered along the edge of the subway platform with his thoughts on finding some...
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Self-Portrait
Boring, I shouldn't bother if I were you. Image (unfortunately) is author's own in more than one sense.
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This Morning I
shuffle downstairs from our tall apt and feed a bone-chattering January daring it to harness my frame to take me by the shoulders & assault my...
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Cipher Connected
. Cipher Connected By Paul McCann Careless cars cutting corners create confusion . Crossing centre lines . Countless collisions cost coffins ...
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- 278 reads
Face At The Door
. Face At The Door By Paul McCann You walked out the door this morning with sorry all over your face . Sorry is only a word you know Its not a silent...
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Sorry I Blew Up
. Sorry I Blew Up By Paul McCann I’m sorry I lost my temper darling, please forgive me. Listen to me I really love you ‘and I’m sorry . I didn’t mean...
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My wonderful nanny
“Where is she?” I asked As her hand firmly clasped The tv remote to her ear. Puzzled she looked For it the phone she mistook My heart skipped a beat...
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Animal Magic
This wee dog, boy, she's a stunner Fluffy, warm coat, long legs, a runner I cannot keep up when we take a stroll It's not that she's naughty Just...
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