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a spoof on the song teardrops only about unwanted men who are unpleasant

Every birthday the Neurotic has had has been terrible. He decides, in denial that he has chronic depression, to not celebrate his twenty-fifth, so downs his sorrows with coffee. Weird, but spookily familiar.

Designer Marc Matthews has had enough. He can't get women out of his head - they're all around his workplace, models and co-workers. The last thing he wants is to have them all at his fingertips after his divorce. He's the man of the moment - the leading designer for women's jeans and he knows every type of jeans in the world to keep up with his competitors - until he sees a woman in a cafe wearing jeans that he's never seen before. He struggles to find out who she is and the connection to the strange jeans that surround his world...

A suicidal young woman attempts suicide for the second time in two years after aborting the first when she realised her parents cared...now they are gone what is to stop her now?

Fred Ancanti's daughter is killed and the murderer is caught hours after the crime - and though he claims he is guilty, things don't add up. Is he a decoy? And if so, why, and for who?

boy meets god

Timothy took it, I'm taking it back!

Her cold lips...