Cherrypicked stories
Batteries Not Inserted
Santa pushed open the door of the toy factory. The elves paused in their toy-making and looked up at their leader. He glanced sadly around the assembly. "Elves. He said. "I've got bad news.
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Abrakadoobra: 100 Short Poems For Children
Sometimes I enjoy writing or trying to write pieces for children more than I do writing for "adults". I hope that's neither good nor bad. Please let me know which ones you like or do not like(or that your kid likes).
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Choice
I usually forget that those people have preferences, that they have refined tastes derived from the days when they had choices, when, just like the rest of us they were fodder for marketing executives and subject to the same cultural spins.
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The Theory
It's her suicide; I can't stop thinking about it. My mind appears to have latched onto it, locked tight. I wonder how it must have felt for her, those last few hours, minutes¦ and then the last few days, of course, perhaps even months, years: was it a spur of the moment kind of thing? Or had events in her life been leading up to that moment for a long time? I wonder how her life must have been. I wonder what thoughts were going through her head when¦
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Montok Point
Mark is infatuated with Sarah. But what really happened to her at the lighthouse?
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Rubbish
I wish I had told you, not to. That it didn't matter if you bit back, rifled through anothers things
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Dead Gran
'Would you like another cup of char love?' shouted the toothy, wide-grinned nurse whose ears pricked up like a donkey's every time she spoke, one lobe blushing slightly redder than the other.
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The Twelve Day Muse
It was as majestic as ever. Dominant and empowering, it was so magnificent it was cried over and lauded with superlatives. Before church, the worshippers began to gather in the soft sheep-white snow, rejoicing in its alpine beauty.
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Wally Lomax, The Most Offensive Comedian In The World. No, Really.
If you even suspect you might find jokes about minors reenacting corprophagia between major religious figures offensive, then you really shouldn't read this poem.
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The Chronicles of Emo Boy
So there I was, on the phone with the most popular girl in school, at 11. "Sorry I'm calling so late. I forgot what the math homework was and she's gonna kill me if I don't hand it in again." "Oh," Ok, I was really disappointed. People just use me. Noboy likes me. "Ok, so that's not the reason I'm calling. You see, there's gonna be a concert Friday, My Chemical Romance'll be playing, and I wanted to know if you want to come with me..." The walking angel asked me to the concert I was trying to prevent. So what was I supposed to say? "Sure," my plans were ruined. "Great, I'll see you tomorrow!" a dead phone line rang in my ear as I stood there in disbelief. Disbelief that she asked me, it was probably a prank, she doesn't like me, nobody does, and disbelief that I accepted.
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Heart of Class
We'll talk art and sup Dubonnet in a gallery in Dunstable. I'll show you the Monet if you show me your Constable.
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Christmas
Christmas is a seaside cityscape with A fair for the children only: Blackpool illuminations, Kiss-me-quick mistletoe, Rides on the grey clapped-out Donkey...
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It Would Be A Boy This Time
'Cover' from "The State of Montana" by Maxim Jakubowski
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Here lie dragons
You have been warned ...
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I am America
I am abandoned like the milk-carton children. They should put my face on coke cans instead. I am broken like the plastic kiddie pool. Dirty sins flood the yard in Genesis 6. I am cracked-up like the junkie in the school parking lot.
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Heat
For lunch she wore her gold corset under a jacket just a little bow showing He couldnt eat Her mouth drew his eyes held them shape ,softness laughter He had once at the station told her how he wanted
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White Noise at Maximum Decibels
'Cover' of "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" by Hunter S. Thompson
Une Semaine de Dunthornes: Mardi a Vendredi
The last four days of my week of Dunthornes. Four more bicylists meet a sticky end. Four more young Spacks expire in the field of duty. Were they eating olives? Who knows?
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Une Semaine de Dunthornes: Samedi a Lundi
Three poems in the 'Dunthorne' form.
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