Cheese And Honey Sandwiches

By skinner_jennifer

Mon, 15 May 2017
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Just a little bit of fun I had with the I P.

 

When pregnant be prepared to arrange

for your taste buds to slightly change,

not that I fancied catfishes or radishes

just some cheese and honey sandwiches,

 

 

I'd even have them with Sunday roast

gravy, honey soaked up with toast,

a strict vegetarian was I back then

didn't care to ever eat meat again,

 

till finally  baby came along,

the yearning I had no longer strong,

soon I was back on the meat again,

cheese honey sandwiches I disdain.

 

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Submitted by Insertponceyfre... on

Haha - they sound repulsive Jenny! I remember eating brinjal pickle with a spoon, straight out of the jar when I was pregnant!

 

Submitted by Rhiannonw on

The only cravings I had was for 'not tea' with one pregnancy and an urge to eat to clear a metallic taste with another. But, I do like cheese and honey sandwiches, though not with gravy. But I mustn't eat too many of them! Rhiannon

 

Submitted by skinner_jennifer on

Hi insert,

really glad I could make you laugh. Yes I did have a taste for the above and would eat them with every meal, now I agree with you, repulsive. These pregnancy tastes are very strange.

Jenny. smiley 

 

Submitted by skinner_jennifer on

Hi Rhiannon,

I had such a sweet tooth when I was pregnant, I don't know how all my teeth didn't fall out. I would also go through packets of boiled fruit sweets, but even they lost their taste after giving birth...thank goodness.

I can understand you not wanting to eat too many now though.

Jenny. 

 

Submitted by luigi_pagano on

Dear Jenny, I like children but I can't bear them, if you see what I mean. I don't know much about cravings during pregnancy, so I can see the funny side from your humorous poem and consider myself lucky for having an ordinary taste in food.

Best wishes, Luigi xx

 

Submitted by jeand on

HI Jenny

I enjoyed reading this, and your clever rhymes. Cheese and honey sounds okay to me.

Jean

Jean Day

Submitted by skinner_jennifer on

Hi Luigi,

it is funny the way woman's tastes change when they're pregnant. A friend I once knew went through liquorice like there was no tomorrow, she would miss meals just to eat it and had a constant black tongue.

Even now I look back on cheese and honey sandwiches and think how on earth did I enjoy them with gravy. Yuk!  Ha, ha. smiley

Glad you enjoyed reading anyway and thank you for letting me know. 

Jenny. xx

 

Submitted by skinner_jennifer on

Hi Jean,

I agree cheese and honey sandwiches sounds fine, but not with gravy which I think is horrible now.

This just came into my head when I saw the IP for some reason. I'm glad you thought it rhymed okay.

Many thanks for letting me know.

Jenny.