The Confession of Goldie Hawn

By ralph

Tue, 13 Nov 2018
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The Confession of Goldie Hawn

I would like to go into more detail but can’t because I would compromise myself terribly with the police and the medical staff who were at the scene and anyway it’s none of your business to the actual reasons which led me to stand naked at the Walmart  checkout whilst holding a cooked leg of lamb in one hand and a three dollar DVD copy of the ‘Secret Life of Walter Mitty’ in the other because they are entirely private but I can tell you it did have something to do with it being Super Bowl Sunday and a long standing bet with my husband Kurt who filmed the whole god dammed thing for the boys down at the slaughterhouse. 

 

Certificate U
Story
Romance

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Submitted by ralph on

I’m doing this Flash Fiction thing called FlashNano2018. You have to write 40 pieces of Flash Fiction in 30 days. Today’s challenge was to write a story using no punctuation.

 

Submitted by Tom Brown on

Poetry maybe but I don't think prose works well without punctuation. The whole story would be just one long sentence. Theoretically yes it is possible.

Keep well! Tom Brown