Hollywood and Other Christmas Films

The film was crap,

But the Director shouted "it's a wrap!".

Yet, if it was a car, it would be rusty scrap.

If it was a tree, it would have no sap.

If it was a worker, they'd be having a nap.

If was a leg, it just went snap.

If it was warm, it was a cunning trap.

If only it was called 'Fish and Chips'....

There'd be a proper wrap.