Fee, Fi, Foe, Fum

His first name was Don
and people could tell
that he had developed
an acute sense of smell.

Many times, they'd heard
the chant he used to hum
of smelling English blood,
(i.e., “Fee, fi, fo, fum.”)

It was generally  assumed
that he was a vampire
who was often the subject
of many a mordant satire.

Although his opponents
called him a bloodsucker,
to some British politicians
he was a good “mucker”.

When someone suggested
that he could be volatile,
he was highly offended
and responded with bile.

He stated he would seek
appropriate compensation
from those who'd ruined
his unblemished reputation.

 
© Luigi Pagano 2025