Googling

Greetings, other Kirsten Irving!
Hewn from the same
name tree, it would appear
our lives have since
swum very different canals.
You (according to
my search engine spewings)
are now the illustrious Web Director
of Penis Stretcher Industries,
while I,
flopped half a results page down,
am billed as wage slave
and writer of poems
about penis-stretching namesakes.