"CORNED BEEF HASH" (IP)

By Cavalcader

Sun, 16 Jan 2011
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I have heared of corned beef hash
but never a hash key
don't know how to use
so I dial a number
hello! hello!

A voice says I will put you through
yes, wait a minute
music is shoved on

I keep tapping the button
to see if I am forgotten
still the blinking same

Hello!
Press 1 for department
press 2 for books
press 3 information

I am getting so bloody frustrated
I am nearly constipated
confused in my brain

Back comes tanoy voice
"Your now second in the queue
Sorry to keep you waiting"

What!
a thing to do
don't they think
I haven't got time
let a lone the charge

all comments please

Certificate U
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Comments

Submitted by skinner_jennifer on
Hi Julie, it's very frustrating being held in a queue, I think you describe it very well in this poem. Thanks for the read. Jenny.

 

Submitted by Cavalcader on
new skinner_jennifer Well (IP) Says by Editor t.cook (Tony)itle let your rage out. Thankyou lovely comment I tried another one on here. "Phone Cut" but "Breathless" added to it after quickest cherry! Don't know if improves or not,without exsposing to much. Enjoy yours julie xx.

Submitted by ScoZen on
Hello Cavalcaderl. I always find your little tales such good fun to read. Throw the phone away and forget about pressing 1,2 & 3. Settle for the corn beef hash instead, much nicer. Take care.
ScoZen

Submitted by Cavalcader on
new ScoZen Hello! really thanks. I might just do that,here we have mobile I wouldn't want one,then phone in the other room.some re-call button,then answer machine I hate. I am not 21 so not used all of that. Love Corned Beef Hash,must have tomato sauce on,although tomatoes don't like me. The Editor uses name Unique? at London other night, I just laugh.Thanks. I just checked tin spelling Corned Beef two words and not one so altered. Take care to. x Cavalcaderl julie x l is a mistake can't remove it.