Food Chains and Kafka
By drkevin
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"Oh, this is the life!" said Campyler.
"Brilliant isn't it? Nothing like a piece of dying Homosapien" replied Crypto.
"Yes. Ever since they broke out of the corrals and went free range, they've never tasted better. Jolly decent of them."
"Well, don't forget to throw back a few youngsters for breeding. The world's looking rather empty now."
"You're right there. It was that lab based Killer 350 complex, that caused the famine. A real glutton that bugger was."
"Still, we can always nip down to the Takeaway and nibble carcases.'
"But fresh flesh is healthier."
"Not for them though! Haha!"
"To think those humans thought they were in charge! Hehe."
"And they were just our food, all along!"
"Slurp, slurp. Pass the body fluid will you?"
"By all means old chap. A rather nice vintage from 1984, I believe."
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...and a few fava beans?
...and a few fava beans?
Dark thoughts. How long in coming, I wonder...
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This is wickedly funny in a
This is wickedly funny in a dark, twisted way. The mix of posh banter and cannibalistic content is bizarre but really work!. It’s short, sharp, and weird in the best way. I’d totally read more of these two.
Jess
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