Mostly Stalinist Conditions

Here is the browsing forecast:

“Areas around Instagram will be filtered

for wrinkles, age and everyday blemishes.

The Facebook Bight will suffer heavy mists

of misinformation turning to foolish fog later.

The Google Stream may change opinion

to the East and West of Common Sense,

this will cause flash floods of memes

leading to a tolerance drought

and possible internet outage

in China or Afghanistan.

Typhoons of trolling will hit Twitter

around mid-day, surfing is discouraged.

Conditions will be mostly Stalinist,

with outbreaks of PolPot-tery.”