A Nursery Crime?

By kissingfrogs

Sat, 15 Oct 2011
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6 comments
 

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Said today’s the day I will end it all
He drew a pistol from his pack
Pulled the trigger, his shell went crack.

All the kings horses brought the kings men
With salt and pepper they queued by the glen
I think he’s wounded possibly dead
Turn on the toasters bring your bread.

Certificate U
Story
Autobiography

Comments

Submitted by kissingfrogs on
add a twist to any nursery rhyme in the same style as this! post as a comment.

Submitted by Insertponceyfre... on
very funny!

 

Submitted by Insertponceyfre... on
they are brilliant footsie!

 

Submitted by Terrence Oblong on
To quote HMHB Mary had a little lamb, the doctors were astounded, every where that Mary went, gynecologists surrounded

 

Submitted by oldpesky on
Little jack horner lay on the street corner surrounded by a great whiff when the police came along because of the pong they found him smoking a spliff

Submitted by kissingfrogs on
Dirty monkey's!!! :-)x