The Martians Have Landed
By luigi_pagano
Fri, 25 Jun 2021
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“You look worried. What's troubling you, Watson?”
“It is the lockdown, Sir.”
“Dammit, man! We are all concerned about it but we have to put up with the inconvenience if we want to get rid of the Covid virus.”
“It is not that, Sir, it's the traffic light system.”
“What is the problem? It is elementary dear Watson, you don't need a Sherlock to explain it. You are are an experienced officer and should be au fait with the procedure.”
“I believe that there are certain circumstances where the process is lacking in clarity.”
“Such as?”
“Such as the current situation. A craft full of green passengers has just landed.”
“That's OK, everyone is welcome.”
“What I mean is; as they are green, should I assume they come from a green zone?”
“Assume nothing, Watson. Do you know which country they are from?”
“They are extraterrestrial, from Mars.”
“Ah, the red planet. It stands to reason that it has to be a red zone. They have to isolate.”
“They have refused and said: Take me to your leader.”
“ We can't worry the PM. Tell them that if they have been vaccinated they don't need to quarantine”
© Luigi Pagano 2021
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A nice piece of humour!
Permalink Submitted by David Kirtley on
A nice piece of humour! Perhaps we are taking our eyes off the ball, so to speak, because of Covid??
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Many thanks for the Cherries,
Permalink Submitted by luigi_pagano on
Many thanks for the Cherries, Editors. 
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Good. Excellent insanity.Typical
Good. Excellent insanity.Typical. Not bad on the cherries as well!
Cheers! Tom
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