11 commandments of life

Here are the eleven commandments

(why 11?)

1) thou shalt exercise, even if that means moving your little finger 2xday.
2) thou shalt not overeat over two weeks unless ill
3) thou shalt walk or cycle or swim to work if practicable
4) thou shalt worship God with all your heart body mind and soul, if he exists
5) thou shalt use a pencil from time to time, and sharpen it.
6) thou shalt eat meat preferably lean, unless you are a vegetarian
7) thou shalt not smoke, unless you are addicted or enjoy it.
8) thou shalt not drink alcohol, unless you enjoy it
9) thou shalt take care of your psychological health
10) thou shalt try to be nice to others where possible
11) thou shalt not punish yourself, or others