By Parson Thru
So, we find ourselves in the land of the free
By a life of adventure and not being caught, we’ve amassed a little security, bought a place on Nantucket and sent the kids into New England, etc.
Then some injured party comes and tries it on, some loser. Their lawyer cries “Felony!” and all that crap. But our daughter is married to one of the best lawyers in New York.
We sort the wheat from the chaff. You can’t just have whatever jury the roulette table decides. Life doesn’t work like that. Not here.
And the media want a piece of it. After all it’s our story, so why not – through our laywers.
And the acquittal is such a surprise. GOP wants us and we want GOP, of course.
And now we’re standing for Congress.
Then the Senate.
They like us, of course.
Then the Nomination, and suddenly, here I am.
The world’s most powerful Man.
What can I say?
It’s the best way the world has found to organise human affairs.
Nobody said it was fair.
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