Clusterf*ckwits [vs *ssholes] [amended]

By Paul Annon

Mon, 01 Sep 2025
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Clusterf*ckwits [vs *ssholes] [amended]

…We generally get the leaders we deserve, ranging from mealy-mouthed mediocrities to mass-murdering monsters...

Sir Keir Starmer: left-ish, lawyerly clusterf*ckwit

Angela Rayner: 'flat-flipping', flame-haired Fabian floozy

Boris Johnson: Thesaurus Rex; hard-partying, pseudo-Churchillian, truth-bending, cakeist clusterf*ckwit

Liz Truss: barking economic terrorist, Trump-ette and all-round clusterf*ckwit

Nigel Farage: EU-bashing, migrant-hating, mob-mobilising mini-Trump; divisive demagogue, power-hungry populist and downright *sshole

Donald Trump: the American bald ego; changeable, orange, rabidly right-wing clusterf*ckwit; election-tampering, Putin-pandering *sshole-in-chief of the United *ssholes

J. D. Vance: *sshole in waiting

Emmanuel Macron: Brussels-cheerleading, Marine Le Pen-baiting, Trump-whispering faux Napoleon (and *sshole)

Vladimir Putin: bullying, bullshitting, bare-chested bastard; bloodthirsty butcher, swaggering war criminal, imperial kleptocrat and Kremlin K*nt [you can take the *sshole out of the KGB, but you can’t take the KGB out of the *sshole]

Xi Jinping: Hong Kong-harrowing, Taiwan-threatening, Moscow-loving Maoist *sshole

 

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Submitted by Paul Annon on

  I was disappointed to see that this piece had been taken down over the weekend despite the points made in various e-mails sent by me in this regard to abctales since Saturday teatime. I hope that the change I've made is acceptable as taking this piece down a second time might smack of censorship.

   -Paul

Paul Annon

Submitted by Insertponceyfre... on

Hi Paul. I'm so sorry you were upset by our removal of your original piece. You were asked to edit it within our 24 hour takedown policy but this didn't happen so this left us with no choice.

Unfortunately none of the emails you mention sending were received. Could you please let me know which address you used? My email is claudine@abctales.com.

I did email you before the piece was taken down but unfortunately (again) the email address you have on your profile is no longer in use and it bounced back. If you could update your profile to your current email address it will enable us to contact you in future (it's also a requirement for membership of ABCTales)

There is absolutely no intention to censor anyone, but as a foundation charity relying on donations for funding we can't afford to risk fines for defamation with unproven accusations by people who use our site.