Nappies
By Dazzla
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There are many things no-one tells you
When they talk about having kids
Like how you become an expert
On the different types of shits
Sometimes it seems obsessive
And it seems we're just not happy
Unless we know the contents
Of our little people's nappy
Is it too hard? is it too soft?
Why is it that shade of green?
'I've got some on me, get it off!'
'Pass the wipes, please don't be mean!'
The yellow ones are scary as hell,
You need to deal with them in a hurry
And erase it from you mind real quick
Or you will no longer eat a curry
Malteaser shaped poos are easy to clean
But it's not good they're shaped like sweets
When your 1 yr old son puts his hands in his pants
Then puts one in his mouth and eats
Despite the obsession it's never 'our turn'
It's always down to our partner
Rock, paper, Scissors or cold hard cash
'You do it now' and 'I'll do it after'
Our little ones need us to change their bums
There is really nothing we can do
So take it from me, if you're a parent to be
You should study up on your poo!
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Lovely! There's a group of
Lovely! There's a group of dads I know who compare photos of their children's poo on their phones. Loved the sentiment, the rhythm and the rhyme but needs a good proff reading. Some of the errors like to/too and incorect it's/its jar a little and interrupt the brilliance!
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Thank you too for not
Thank you too for not pointing out that I had spelt proof incorrectly whilst telling you to proof read!
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