Humour

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The Merry Moth of December

I think that in a previous life I may have been a moth. Although I’ve never eaten a woolly jumper or bashed my brains out on a car windscreen, I can’...
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Elf and Safety

Humphrey, the elf in charge of planning and logistics, was fuming. No one had listened to his warnings to act sensibly within the guidelines
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Smoke on the Water!

In which Josiah fumes and Archibald rocks!

Christmas With Monsieur Bublé

A portfolio of lively tunes A carousel and gay balloons To start, the handsome Gaul festoons Season’s greetings most profound To all of those who’ve...
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Rage!!!

The anger, the hate, confusion, injustice, the, “Why? The, “How?” The “Why now?” “I did this for you, I gave you that, I cleaned, and tied up, for...
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Fantasies of Enya (with music video)

I'd like to be the owner of a butcher's shop in Newry. I'd like to shake my hips about and sing like Billy Fury. I'd like to be a cosmonaut like...
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The Mystery Of The Heinz Salad Cream With 30% Less Fat.

I grew up with Heinz Tomato Ketchup and had it with every meal and snack, but not with cereal, from a very young age. Once a year I would go away to...
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Banging the Bongos at Blackpool!

In which Archibald frets and Josiah bangs a drum! Photo by Tom Waites, 2013