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The Mystery Of The Heinz Salad Cream With 30% Less Fat.

By Maxine Jasmin-Green on Tue, 14 Dec 2021

I grew up with Heinz Tomato Ketchup and had it with every meal and snack, but not with cereal, from a very young age. Once a year I would go away to...

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Banging the Bongos at Blackpool!

By philwhiteland on Mon, 13 Dec 2021

In which Archibald frets and Josiah bangs a drum! Photo by Tom Waites, 2013

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I'm Not A Princess.

By Maxine Jasmin-Green on Mon, 13 Dec 2021

I was sitting at my usual spot on my sofa, with my laptop on my lap, writing a story late one night, it was quiet and all the animals around me were...

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Hotel Mediterraneo

By Turlough on Fri, 10 Dec 2021

Sultry and still the sweet night air. Latin music. Crickets chirping. Like a favela in Rio or anywhere But for the sound of Geordies burping. For el...

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THUS SPOKE CHORKIE WALKER - Chorkie's Discourses (first part)

By it depends which way you look at it on Thu, 09 Dec 2021

THUS SPOKE CHORKIE WALKER Of the Three Metamorphoses ‘I name you three metamorphoses of the miniature teddy bear: how a mass-produced toy shall...

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Lazing On a Thursday Afternoon

By Turlough on Thu, 09 Dec 2021

Caught in a lull between two storms, I’m stuck in an uneasy stay-in-the-house kind of frame of mind, reluctant to open the back door even though the...