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Captain Clarkson and the Age of Thump

a retelling of the legend of Icarus in modern political satire (This was the original version of Project Icarus, “ silly men doing silly things ” ,...
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- 478 reads
I'm not a good boy..
I'm not a good boy, I am a yob. I'm not a dog, I am a God. I live in a bog, And smell from me gob. I'm not a good boy, I am a yob.
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- 612 reads
At the Butcher Shop - A Craven Danger Mystery

“You sure you didn’t have your thumb on that scale when you were doing the weighing?” said Craven. “Because that pound a baloney is looking an awful...
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Craven Gets Stooled- Repost with Audio

https://soundcloud.com/hudsonmoon/craven-gets-stooled “Hey, mister!“ said the boy. ”I was just gonna buy that!” Private investigator Craven Danger...
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Princess Peach Turned Out To Be A Snob
I had to travel through eight worlds to save Princess Peach. But she's about as warm and caring as a blood sucking leech. After killing seven fake...
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- 280 reads
Trump's Stolen Credit Card
I stole one of Donald Trump's credit cards five years ago. I spent ten million dollars and prison was where I had to go. I bought a lot of expensive...
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- 349 reads
Isn’t it amazing what a cup of tea can do?

Birds brighten, and so does my brain … : morning chorus?
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Tiny Water Footprints

‘Why is there water on the kitchen floor?’ We look through the dining room door and see tiny footprints wet, in a row crossing the the vinyl, glint...
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Nintendo Fired Mario
His name is Mario Mario and he was Nintendo's mascot. He used to be Nintendo's biggest star but now he's not. Nintendo fired Mario when they learned...
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- 2375 reads
Mistaken Jealousy
In just a couple of minutes, I'm going to die. You are probably curious so I'll tell you why. A man has slapped a pair of handcuffs on my wrists. He...
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- 319 reads


