Humour

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Captain Clarkson and the Age of Thump

a retelling of the legend of Icarus in modern political satire (This was the original version of Project Icarus, “ silly men doing silly things ” ,...

I'm not a good boy..

I'm not a good boy, I am a yob. I'm not a dog, I am a God. I live in a bog, And smell from me gob. I'm not a good boy, I am a yob.
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At the Butcher Shop - A Craven Danger Mystery

“You sure you didn’t have your thumb on that scale when you were doing the weighing?” said Craven. “Because that pound a baloney is looking an awful...
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Craven Gets Stooled- Repost with Audio

https://soundcloud.com/hudsonmoon/craven-gets-stooled “Hey, mister!“ said the boy. ”I was just gonna buy that!” Private investigator Craven Danger...

Princess Peach Turned Out To Be A Snob

I had to travel through eight worlds to save Princess Peach. But she's about as warm and caring as a blood sucking leech. After killing seven fake...

Trump's Stolen Credit Card

I stole one of Donald Trump's credit cards five years ago. I spent ten million dollars and prison was where I had to go. I bought a lot of expensive...

Isn’t it amazing what a cup of tea can do?

Birds brighten, and so does my brain … : morning chorus?
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Tiny Water Footprints

‘Why is there water on the kitchen floor?’ We look through the dining room door and see tiny footprints wet, in a row crossing the the vinyl, glint...

Nintendo Fired Mario

His name is Mario Mario and he was Nintendo's mascot. He used to be Nintendo's biggest star but now he's not. Nintendo fired Mario when they learned...

Mistaken Jealousy

In just a couple of minutes, I'm going to die. You are probably curious so I'll tell you why. A man has slapped a pair of handcuffs on my wrists. He...