Certificate 15

Ages 15 and up

Pokemon Dare

Two schoolboys were playing a game of Pokemon Dare. Gavin held up his mobile phone to look at an electricity pylon. "Sam," said Gavin, "I can see the...

iMistletoe

iMistletoe i hate that combination of mistletoe and the office party gross sweaty accountant blokes in hand knit cardigans with their beery breath or...
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Cherry

Sherlock Holmes and the lost tiger (7)

I gave up on Holmes, who seemed to have lost all reason, with his new high society friends and fancily named cannabis blends. Besides, my practice...
Gold cherry

Night Shift

So you want to know the worst case I’ve ever had in my thirty years on the job? Get us two more teas in, Pete, and I’ll tell you. It was June ’84 and...

Glam - Part One

'Nice, ain't she?' I looked away from the object of my distraction to find an older gent, in his sixties perhaps, long hair greasy and greying...

Report to the Empircists Part 5/5

"We detected a note from far away," I told Marty, "and, at first, thought that it was a distress signal." "How far away?" he asked me. "At a spot...

Report to the Empircists Part 4/5

The session was gratifying, and of the type needed. We left the place of refreshment with Adjunct taking the rear, advising Julie to value all...

What a Sacco shit

“To be, or not to be? That is the question—whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms...
Cherry

Sherlock Holmes and the lost tiger (6)

The streets of London were quiet the evening Lestrade came to collect me for Sir Hugo’s ball, with over half of Londoners believed to have fled the...

Godforsaken Land

The night was warm and silent. Nothing interrupted the sound of the priests hurrying steps, only the occasional bark of a stray dog from some distant...