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How I learnt to stop worrying and love Facebook.

Earlier this year there was a news story about Salisbury cathedral having to move a statue because dozy tourists glued to their smartphones kept...

Mom Thought I Would Be A Girl

Mom thought I would be a girl back in 1971. She was surprised to learn that I was a son. She was surprised but she wasn't disappointed in the least...

Window 21) The message to Joseph

Joseph, betrothed to Mary, was puzzled, but fair – an angel appeared, to tell him too, in a dream that the child was conceived by the Holy Spirit to be the Saviour, of his people – Jesus – Immanuel, which means God with us. [See …

Santa Clause And His Rock And Roll Band (Seasonal Rock Song)

1st Verse: Dasher bashes on the drums. Donner on a guitar strums. Prancer on piano plays while Blitzen picks electric bass. 2nd Verse: Comet, cupid...

The Cowboy Santa Clause (Country and Western Seasonal song)

1st Verse: With his red ten gallon hat on, he comes riding through the snow wearing spurs that jingle-jangle just like sleigh bells as he goes. 2nd...

To See The Newborn King (Christmas Carol)

1. We're Gaspar, Melchior and Balthazar. We're three wise men who're following a star. We're following a star to Bethlehem to see the Newborn king. 2...
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Poem of the week

Kiss

The painting is by Caravaggio...
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I Remember...

I remember my window, spattered with sleet, the phantasm-feral mist, hovering voodoo flares. A diamond flamed moon... She brought stone-cold nights,...
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Lost In Acton

I’m an old man now. I’ll be Eighty One in two weeks time. Still fit and healthy though. Walk to the shops everyday to get my shopping. Shoes polished...

Well-Wisher's 'The "I am what I am" Ontological Argument'

​Premise 1: I define God as "A being that is reality". Premise 2: If "A being that is reality" is "A being that is reality" then it must be "A being...