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Going To Church On Christmas Day
Even though Jehovah Witnesses don't celebrate Christmas, church is the best place to be on Christmas Day. There is no better way to celebrate Christ...
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Little Girl's Dream

I feel the essence of this Christmas Eve filling my senses with fragrant warmth, submerged in a little girls glee at the thought of her smile, before...
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Leggings – and the Disembodied Voice....

“Shipment to Beckham then!”
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A whistling; a wassailing (Yuletide rhyme/song)
A whistling; a wassailing the robin comes to me; a whistling; a wassailing within his willow tree. When winter weathers dark and drear this little...
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The Spirit Of Christmas (Seasonal Song)
1. Long ago there was a boy who searched for the Spirit of Christmas; he looked within the land of Toys but the Spirit wasn't there. 2. Though he...
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Waiting on the Man

A little schmaltz for you today. “He was supposed to be here an hour ago, Janice! Where the hell is he? You booked this damn thing!” Janice Olsen had...
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Spider Sestina
I see a web a spider's weaving and, hanging on that silken web are, bound up, little creatures, living from whom the lifelight slowly ebbs but their...
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The Essence of the Rose.

Tiers...perfumed tincture of its central perfection, a mystic beauty. The maidens dance morn and noon, faeries jive the pale-faced moon. Rosa shines...
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The Incapability Argument - Another ontological argument and the best one yet I think
Premise 1: What must be is Premise 2: If we can imagine something it is either real or not real Premise 3: If something is incapable of being the...
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How I learnt to stop worrying and love Facebook.
Earlier this year there was a news story about Salisbury cathedral having to move a statue because dozy tourists glued to their smartphones kept...
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