Certificate U

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Incendiary

There once was a man in a hurry, who bolted a …

If I Did

No explanation necessary Image used in acc/w. (CC BY 2.0) source Flicker.com taken by Ramunas Geciauskas

Barry the Monkfish

There once was a monkfish called Barry Who lived off the coast of Canvey Given the chance, He loved to dance But he couldn't because he was a...

Last Mango in Morrison's

'Now I'm Here' This poem is nothing to do with the Queen song, but I was listening to it when I wrote it in my head. Image source is Wikipedia Commons, photographer is Tim Green, from Bradford.
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Gold cherry

The Fresh Air Kid

That clock you see in the Lost Weekend — the one Ray Milland looks up at when he’s standing in front of the closed pawn shop is located at 1501 Third...

Bar room blues

Just pen to paper
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Today.

Yesterday I thought I would be OK, this morning I thought I would be ok, but half way there, I thought I might not be ok, but there was no turning...

Bands, Beers and Old Boyfriends

Bands, beers and old boyfriends don’t mix. It’s good beer though, malty and brown And it’s only the heat of alcohol going down, That makes me feel...
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Cherry

Al and the Wonderful Summer

Al's blue and white Buick drove up to my house about 15 to 7 but I was waiting. "I hope you don't mind if we give a friend a lift to her job first,”...

A ray of clear light …

[Continuing the hymn-for-Sundays series] In the fog all grope and grieve – needing light that won’t deceive, truth enlightening muddled mind shows the pardon we can find …