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Discover Me.

Carry me to forensics, Extract my dna, Analyse each hair, And roll both thumbs, Slice organs out to weigh.

Shard of Reality

Even nature mocks me! It should be dreary out, damn it! It should be pouring rain, possibly hailing. 'Oh I just give up!' 'I decided to do that a long time ago.' 'Hey you, shut up!' 'Why don't you come over here and say that!' 'I am over there.' 'Oh, so you are.' 'Now what?' The two voices bickered mercilessly inside his head. Soon, though, they both gave up, just as Marsquile should've.

Rabbits.

This is about the sad parting of the ways of two lovers, told in a tender way.

Remember

This is just another story. It's about a boy named Timmy Reynolds and his troubled past.

Yougottalarf!

This is about the Americans being creative with our language.

Tosspot's Torment.

This is just about being an alky.

My Milkmaid

Sally took me to her farm and we kissed our tongues rattling like cowbells

Lucy Takes A Bath.

This a about a very dangerous psychopath. Three teenagers and a girl attempt to mug him. It gets very nasty.

Omelettes

How to make omelettes

Gospel Bloke.

THE LOWER CRUST Born to a life in Hampstead But I'm living in Gospel Oak From Birmingham to Banstead The working class make me choke With their glottal stops And wrap around shades It's getting beyond a joke
Cherry

Watching Columbo

I got used to sleeping in my clothes

Treadmill Trudge

Woke up from nightmare about giant woodpeckers taking over the world. Blearily looked at clock - 8 a.m. the hammering of the woodpeckers continued.

Granny Fiddler

GRANNY FIDDLER. Wham bam thank you Gran. Vera was bustling when the day nurse - Marie - popped her head around the door "Vera, you've got a visitor - 0. K. ?".

The Little Red House

The Little Red House* "Through a peep-hole in the door one could see that the people standing nearest the outlets dropped dead immediately - Rudolph Höss, architect and SS Commandant of Auschwitz Birkenau.
Cherry

On our way to the fairground

She pumped his heart like an industrial-size ketchup dispenser.

Larry and Mick Decide to Join the French Foreign Legion, But Lose Their Way And End Up In Brighton

'I'm bored,' said Larry. 'Let's give it all up and go and join the French Foreign Legion.' 'Righty-ho,' said Mick. 'Which way is it to France?' 'That-a-way!' And off they went.

The Danube

Chianti had made you so cruel.
Cherry

List Your Friends

I discovered I had forty eight friends a number I was happy with as it split perfectly into four divisions

Larry and Mick Decide to Have a Race Across the Desert Wearing Only Ballet Pumps With a Blue Satin Inlay...

'I've got an idea!' said Larry. 'Hang on, let me just finish this level of Devil May Cry 3: Danté's Awakening,' said Mick. 'Is that the stylish-but-violent gothic horror PS2 game which I got you for your birthday, involving a young half-human/half-demon fighting legions of the undead in a desperate bid to come to terms with his destiny?' 'No, that's Pac-Man,' said Mick. 'Damn, I always get those two mixed up.'
Cherry

Dipsomania House

* Home * Read * Write * Talk * Magazine * FAQ Home Dipsomania House By fatalky from the ABC set DIPSOMANIA HOUSE The early morning chorus of phlegm began in earnest that day, it seemed

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