Cherrypicked stories
5. The Afternoon after the Morning before....
"Mr Benefit? I'm calling from the Daily Mail. "Really? Well, you can go fuck a camel.
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- 806 reads
Bone Rose
After she has nearly razored off both my ears, a fistful of hair and a couple of shoulder sections, in surprise, we agree I should knock next time. Her shurikens lie like dolls on the ground by my feet,
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- 863 reads
Horror Comic
Night of the Corduroy Beast After refusing straight to cover my legs with the maroon offenders, a wrestling match ensued at the top of the stairs. To the death! or until I gave in, let myself be clad
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- 798 reads
Down By The River
random silliness, prompted in part by the question 'how many puppies does it take to weigh down a brick?'
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- 2276 reads
Dan
¦he swings his arse over from the end of the bed and into the armchair and reaches down to click on the kettle
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- 816 reads
New at Bermondsey
This is my first time in this particular hall Across, a hard chair hosts her first ever She brushes invisible tears, leans against the wall
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- 1334 reads
A Hospital Story
She took a large sheet of white paper and on this she made the world a hospital with rows of beds and corridors and she painted two nurses running between the patients and a doctor in a floppy white coat
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- 1067 reads
Perseid Earthgrazer
This is the best time to watch for meteors; before the moon has daubed the dark and obscure things swallow the sun. Asleep on the car-seat, driven by conviction,
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- 1639 reads
4. Lights down...
Monday 12th December 2005 ' 12:17 am A very good while later, after we'd put some more air in that whisky bottle, Sherlock and I stepped out into the night and Denise locked the door behind us. Everyone else had long gone. Sherlock stood in the lee of the door and fashioned a rollie, which he lit with the Zippo he keeps on a string around his neck. Looking up, I saw Denise's light go on in the room above the bar. Her shadow passed across the blinds and dropped out of sight as she collapsed on her sofa. I knew that feeling.
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- 853 reads
Love of Damage
I sleep better if I go to bed with minor injuries. It is like sex but cleaner. Crooked Pleiadic verse.
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- 2096 reads
His Mother in Scents
Worried this may be a bit of a cheesy or overdone idea. Feedback welcome.
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- 809 reads
Love it or Leave it...
You never trust a fucker who can't look at you straight. He enjoyed his job, you could tell. He used to tease the animals.
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- 715 reads
Galba wears the Purple
Poem
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- 1833 reads
Terminal Two: Eighth Episode - Executions Will Continue Until Morale Improves
Started during a particularly dull autumn, the war with the Chorizo was originally conceived as an antidote to rising existential indifference amongst the Maranaloka citizenry. Authorities hoped that by introducing a fictional external threat they might provide enough of a draw to stop people noticing life's essential crappiness, and, for a time, the ruse worked, hapless drudges drafted in to construct and operate ranks of gargantuan roof-mounted cannon while pamphleteers stalked the streets, crowing baleful warnings about the 'hidden' enemy, insisting the Chorizo had never been seen or previously heard of because they were 'sly'.
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- 951 reads
3. Mad Mack's...
Sunday 4th December 2005 ' 9:37 pm ...and so, Sunday night at the local, to swamp my miseries. Or so I thought¦ Mad Mack's (The Mad Mackeral to give it it's full name) is the only decent pub in town. It's opposite the clock tower on the seafront, at the apex of a triangle formed by Prospect Hill, Wrack Alley and Eastern Esplanade. The bar is correspondingly v-shaped, looking like the prow of a ship cleaving through an ocean of maroon carpet: Public Bar to port, Saloon to starboard. There's no dividing wall between the two, though. It's just a matter of furnishing and decor. The Saloon is cosier, with its sagged-out armchairs and nicotine-sepia'd pictures. The Public, on the other hand, has red leather stools and a juke box (a genuine Rock-ola 'Bubbler', complete with arching neon tubes and original 50s song list). There's also a TV set in the corner, a fruit machine, a pool table and a dartboard. These last two, given the snug size of the bar, overlap each other's floor space to some extent. If both are being used at once, the players of one have to give way to the players of the other in turn if dart-punctured buttocks or cue-shafted arseholes are to be avoided.
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- 920 reads
Terminal Two - Seventh Episode: In Which A Camel Explodes, Impressing No One
'Eliza! Please!' He tugged at his lace ruff. 'A man can't live on politics alone. Can't you see I'm languishing? I need¦ I need¦' Drake motioned with his palm but no words came out, his throat dry-retching silence. 'Look ' parrots mate for life. Did you know that? And they come in beautiful colours. No wonder you never see a parrot doubled over with grief. They have love, Eliza. Genuine, heart-crushing, artery-constricting love.' He looked out over the city and his face twisted with rage. 'Why aren't I a parrot?'
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- 1013 reads
On the train to Sheringham
People text and drink bottled water
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- 1295 reads
A Caeser Salad With No Dressing
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- 796 reads