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Bill's Wolf Burt
It was evening, and the moon shone on the ice at London Bridge. The River Thames was frozen over and London was celebrating its Frost Fair. Tomorrow...
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- 1033 reads
Ethnic Origin
Went in a fork in the road today. summer I think as the four way Salt I flung Was a prayer for a day in Brighton. Behind the pier Copper crust green...
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- 1819 reads
Listen THIS is man
A male teacher talks about the gender attitudes he meets in education
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- 915 reads
Wolf
A wolf went to eat in the city But the girls looked so lovely and pretty That it wouldn't be nice To eat them with his rice So he starved - oh poor...
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- 954 reads
Unspotted Leopard
An unspotted-leopard in tights Once went to the ballet at night A dog said "You sissy! You're dressed like a missy!" And sadly the doggy was right.
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- 1073 reads
Sheep
There once was an arrogant sheep Thought he'd beat everyone in his sleep But the others ganged up In the Sheep FA-Cup And they left him behind in a...
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- 847 reads
Queen Bee
A Queen Bee from Hive Number Four Got her stinger all jammed in a door It stuck in there fast But she got free at last And returned to the pollen...
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- 813 reads
Puma
I knew a small puma called Ray Who ate a small piglet each day He said it was best For small pigs are a pest And it's best if they're kept out the...
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- 781 reads
Owl
There once was an owl in a hovel Who thought that he might write an novel A passing young whelp Said "Oh please can I help?" And the owl said "...
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- 873 reads
Nutall
A nutall from down in the brambles Came back from an afternoon ramble Said "The ponds are all clotting The trees are all rotting This forest's an...
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- 844 reads
Monkey
There was a young monkey from Leicester Got kicked on the nose by a jester Cried out with a shout "That wee chap hit my snout! That malicious mad...
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- 927 reads
Kangaroo
There once was a young kangaroo Who got pebbles inside of his shoe He pulled a wry face As he pulled on the lace But the shoe just refused to undo!
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- 883 reads
Football
The season is here again, oh God
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- 696 reads
Jackal
There once was a jackal called Fred Whose mum liked to lie-in in bed Fred said with a cry "Mum let's you and I Go out shopping and eating instead!"
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- 831 reads
Iguana
Iguanas that come from Belfast Are renowned as incredibly fast They once raced a ferry From Antrim to Derry And left those poor sailors aghast!
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- 845 reads
Hyena
There was a hyena from Rhyll Left a shop without paying the bill The shop-girl gave chase But he laughed in her face And then legged it right over...
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- 905 reads
Gopher
A gopher was watching the telly And scratching the fur on his belly His wife threw him soap Said "Use this you dope As you're dirty and ugly and...
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- 871 reads