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Gopher

A gopher was watching the telly And scratching the fur on his belly His wife threw him soap Said "Use this you dope As you're dirty and ugly and...

Flamingo

Flamingos from Leamington Spa Once went for a ride in a car Said one to another "I say my dear brother 'Tis the best lark we've had yet by far!"

Eel

There once was an eel in a river Whose cold made him sneeze, sniff and shiver So he had a hot toddy That warmed up his body From eyeballs right down...

Doggy

There once was a doggy called Rover Who liked to eat chicken with clover His friends thought him odd For they only ate cod So they left him and moved...

Corgi

A corgi from out near Dundee Chased a young cat up a tree The cat from up high Said "Safe now am I!" And danced a small can-can in glee.

Blowfish

There once was a blowfish called Clyde Who took a young squid for a ride They drove through the coral And though it's immoral Left litter and rubbish...

Aardvark

There was a young aardvark with blisters Whose nose got caught up with his sister's They tried to untangle But just got more mangled 'Til dad came...

Grab A Granny

Over 30's clubbing

The Iron Bridge

An interactive romance sponsored by 'Ta Chunks'

The Iron Bridge

An interactive romance sponsored by 'Ta Chunks'

The Iron Bridge

An interactive romance sponsored by 'Ta Chunks'

The Iron Bridge

An interactive romance sponsored by 'Ta Chunks'

B is for... Arse and Literature

This is a piece of art A literary gemstone sparkling In it's own beauty. I am an artist Weaving words into tapestries Of wonder. My metaphors are...

B: Rhombus Waits

Not new - just re-sorting

Drowning in the Tune

Drowning in the Tune The bright-coloured Dancer twists and gyrates, Polishing the sheen of the marble-cloud floor , A spiral of glee in a spring/...

Silent House

Existing in a silent marriage

TV AND ME

I've fought Sea Devils and Daleks with Dr. Who And solved some strange mysteries for Scooby Doo I've detected gruesome murders for Inspector Morse...

Santa's Magic Toy Sack

A Magical Christmas Tale

Happy Christmas (not)

For all the victims

Coffee &; Spitfires

Unfinished - Modern man in World War 2

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