The pensioner's plea.
By Geoffrey
Sun, 12 Feb 2012
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I can’t pay my gas bill
Though the gov’ment’s very kind
It’s given me lots of money
To warm up my behind
But that’s not the whole answer
There’s my bits that outward stick
A little bit more money
Would prob’ly do the trick
There’s no feeling in my fingers
Nor any in my toes
They’re all getting bluer
If I fall down off they goes
There’s also lots of other bits
Of which I cannot tell
I would like the extra money
To keep them warm as well.
So please give me more money
Then I can buy a lot more gas
And burn it in my boiler
Until it comes to pass
That summer comes then I’ll get warm
And we all can cure our ills
And put cash into our savings
To help with next years bills.
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What are the bits that
What are the bits that `outward stick'?? Or perhaps I shouldn't ask...
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good luck with your bits
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good luck with your bits Geoffrey!
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Hello Geoffrey, An
Hello Geoffrey,
An impassioned plea if ever I read one! I hope Cameron coughs...
Can't have your extremities going blue!
Very humorous and much enjoyed.
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