I See Dumb People

By london_calling79

Fri, 24 Feb 2012
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Media-fed inbred imbeciles chomping on their own tongues with forehead creasing calls of 'wot?'. Heavy-lidded mono-browed fumblings at communication with their poverty of aspiration. No excuses for ignorance in well-fed homes eating spoonfuls of telly or engorged on the left-over reheated dregs of the gossip-web. Represented by the mirror media as pathetic troglodytes they welcome the lukewarm soup as their only nourishment, the stupid food of everyday banality. They hunch over steering wheels to scream at some insignificant injustice to their vacuous importance. I see dumb people. Watch them slouch-approaching. Zombies with appetites for everything but brains. Drowning in drivel. Since when was intelligence an insult? When did syntax become shameful or grammar some guilty pleasure? Have I blunk and missed the destruction of our language? Riddled by some well-aimed ill-timed dum dums?
Satire is now scandal.
Reality the imagination.

Certificate U
New Set
Rant

Comments

Submitted by scratch on
Not a rant London, a cogent expression of the fury that dwells in many who see the same all the time - every day, lobotomised lesser-dullards, raptured by a non-sense importance of their own delusional existence. Rejecting everything that might count and embracing everything that does't. My God, I ask when will this race to the bottom end?

 

Submitted by scratch on
This would do well as a forum topic.

 

Submitted by scratch on
I dare the next member to flag it as such.........

 

Submitted by shoe on
Good rant, is blunk a word?

 

Submitted by london_calling79 on
Cheers shoe! I was going for a bit of messing about with words when using blunk - trying to take the mick out of people's inability to conjugate irregular verbs resulting in 'Driv' and 'Writ'. Not quite sure that worked though!

 

Submitted by shoe on
I thought so! it stood out so sorely.

 

Submitted by TVR on
Hear-hear! Nice one. sue

TVR

Submitted by fatboy74 on
I thought you writ it really well London and my favourite bit Riddled by some well-aimed ill-timed dum dums? Nice one :-)