Have You Seen My Nipple Tape?

Have you seen my purple thong?
I left it in the dryer
I wore it to the monastery
I lent it to the friar

Have you seen my pantyhos?
My milky ass is frozen
I wore them to my bible group
I wore them and I owned them

Have you seen my maxi-briefs?
I think you've left a mark
I wore them to my bell ringing
I wore them in the park

Have you seen my strapless bra?
I'm going to a do
I showed it to a man of God
Who had me on a pew

Have you seen my negligee?
Do tell me if you sight it
I wore it to the Mason's ball
I wore it and I liked it

Where is my suspender belt?
I'm scheduled for an airing
I wore it to the board meeting
I smiled as I was chairing

Have you seen my nipple tape?
I'm going for a run
I've mummified my trouser snake
It hurts but it was fun