It's all about bread
It is important to be able to look down
on your enemy. Though they are not enemies
rather bread and butter. That sort of spongy white pap
I wouldn't give my three.
But then that's why They are like this.
They could have wholemeal or oat enriched.
Moan that sliced white's cheaper. Get a bread machine!
My partner makes all ours, loves it! He's quite obsessive
with his special flours. What do you think of this one?
I'll tell him you liked it. The tomatoes? Those sunripened plums
are new, I think, I first saw them a couple of weeks ago
thought I'd give them a try, want to encourage the supermarket
to, well, increase their selection. It's good to try new things.
Much better than those boring six in a pack.
It's important to encourage children to eat vegetables
otherwise it's not surprising they have colds all the time.
Did you see that poor little thing, always has a cold?
We've got our eye on the mother. She's not coping. No job.
No self discipline. She always looks as if she's ill
must run in the famly. Probably drinking or on drugs.
We'll have to have a little chat. Friendly. We're here to help.
I'll even have her kid round here. Where I can keep an eye on things
But mine won't go to her's. Why? Well, you know!
Oh I suppose I'll have to go. Lunch hour finished
twenty minutes ago. I know, but they're very good, no one
makes a fuss if I'm a few minutes late. I'll just say
I was handling a difficult case. It's only that ghastly couple
having contact time with their kids. Honestly
they won't notice. Doesn't matter if they do, they'll see
them again next week anyway. So long as I'm out on time
my youngest is so sensitive, he gets in a state
if I'm not there at the childminders on the dot
I know, she's the best there is round here
but it's not the same as Mummy, is it?
He's so intelligent. He'll do great things.
I've brought him up to think of others, though
it's probably an osmosis thing
having a mummy who's a social worker.