A very scary character

My next door neighbour

Is a creepy guy,

Avoiding him a must!

I admit I do try!

He lives next door

As quiet as a mouse,

A bachelor from the navy

In a four bedroom house,

‘Where are the bodies buried?’

I can’t resist to think,

Sometimes I lay awake,

I cannot sleep a wink,

My bedroom and his

Share a dividing wall,

Does he have a hole

To peep through that is small?

For after a shower

I like to air dry,

To think he might be looking

Makes me want to cry!

For I have had enough

Violation in my past,

That imaginary hole

I want to cover fast,

He’s leaving his house now,

Is he going starboard or port?

But he doesn’t seem to do

Anything of the sort,

He turns and he looks,

And seems about to say,

‘I see you watching!’

At the end of his driveway.