60s Tea and Oranges
By Caldwell
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Dear Leonard,
Let’s set the record straight—you’ve painted me as some mystical gypsy, weaving together odd brews and riddles, but let’s be honest. I found you standing in the middle of the street, staring at a stop sign like it held the meaning of life. You looked lost, Leonard, and maybe a bit enhanced, so I thought I’d be kind and save you from getting run over.
I took you to my place, gave you something to bring you back to the real world—plain and simple. Next thing I know, you’ve got us dancing around like lovers in your song, which, I have to tell you, I do not appreciate.
This, Mr. Cohen, is the last time I ever do a good deed. So, if you don’t mind, please leave me out of your romantic reveries. I’ve got an actual day job and a husband, and neither involves soul-saving, tea-leaf reading, or somehow telepathically telling you I love you. This whole song business could be damaging—not just to my work reputation but also to my marriage.
Warm regards,
Dr. Susanne Rubenstein
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Well, that's told him! This
Well, that's told him! This is a great idea for a theme - hope you do more of these Caldwell
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Oy...
Cohen, NO!
Witty riposte Caldwell.
Best
L
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echoing Insert, hope you keep
echoing Insert, hope you keep on with these, they are very funny :0)
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