Windsock at the Cheese Factory
There is a windsock at the cheese factory
to warn when the cheddar cheese breeze
is blowing far too hard,
to mark our cards about low-flying leicester
and flocks of wild fromage overhead.
There is a gorgonzola storm front due,
coming in force ten,
in which case the district will need evacuation.
It has to be advised, should disaster arise
(and I apologise for this in advance),
please go caerphilly.