Windsock at the Cheese Factory

There is a windsock at the cheese factory

to warn when the cheddar cheese breeze

is blowing far too hard,

to mark our cards about low-flying leicester

and flocks of wild fromage overhead.

There is a gorgonzola storm front due,

coming in force ten, 

in which case the district will need evacuation.

It has to be advised, should disaster arise

(and I apologise for this in advance),

please go caerphilly.