Karl's Kee bab ..

The thought of munchin' on that stuff,
it makes my stomach churn.
I've never had one, won't start now
although they cause a thrill.

My pal is always eatin' it,
his Fridays not complete,
unless he has a giant one
that spills on to his feet.

'Ooooh, ma belly's gettin' fat.
I wonder how that is?'

Resisting double chips, perhaps
to stop the padding coming back.
You're far too young for heart attack
So, no more slimy, chiseled snacks.

Waggy-fingering, over ..