A Confederacy of C*ntses

We iss proud my precious,

    we iss the lord of all things,

        even the flyses.

           We hass the dragon’ss hoard

              we iss the chairmen of the board.

We iss true blue,

   we iss bearer of the ring

       of power and priffy-lidge.

         We iss holding priffy purse’s strings

              we iss the lord of all things.

 We iss here, we iss Gollum

     we iss once Sméagol

        we iss once human,

            now leading from the frontses,

                  we iss The Confederacy of Cuntses…

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